"And Susan grew into a tall and gracious woman with black hair that fell almost to her feet and the kings of the countries beyond the sea began to send ambassadors asking for her hand in marriage. And she was called Queen Susan the Gentle."
"Don’t mmm-hmmm me. What changed your mind?”
O, a kiss long as my exile, sweet as my revenge.
No because NO TOM! FUCK YOU TOM!
*can’t fucking believe this guy i swear to jesus*
The breathy moans he made when she kissed his neck about made me crazy. And I think he may have had some blood diverted downwards after he pushed her off of him. I mean…
That’s not a clothing fold. Nope.
And this gives us a teeny bit of info: his neck is one of his ‘weak spots’. Heh.
I volunteer to test this thesis. For science.
Get in line, darling!
ALSO. ALSO. ALSO. If you look at his neck it has a red mark where she was sucking on it. Like I couldn’t stop staring at it. Either she really went to town or he has extremely sensitive skin. Either way it was good for me.
i could be a mature adult
i could keep these dolls in their boxes and keep them on a shelf.
OH GOD URSULA’S TAKEN OVER GONDOR WITH THE POWER OF THE DEATHLY HALLOWS
ONLY THE JEDI WARRIORS TIANA AND RAPUNZEL CAN SAVE THE DAY
Gods save them all.
My new favorite book.
B r u c e
I love you most.
She kisses her hair instead of her forehead.
oh my god that’s
so subtly terrifying
THAT JUST BLEW MY MIND SO HARD
This is actually a recurring theme throughout the entirety of Tangled - whenever Gothel is being affectionate to Rapunzel she’s directly focusing her affection to Rapunzel’s power - whether it be singing to the hair, kissing the hair or Gothel’s pet name for Rapunzel literally being “my flower”.
It’s one of those subtle things that once you notice becomes glaringly obvious and it’s why it’s difficult to take the “Gothel really loved Rapunzel!” apologists seriously.
And whenever Eugene is being more affectionate towards Rapunzel, he tends to to push her hair away from her face so as to see her face better.
Here’s my theory. The Harry Potter trio are actually representations of the other houses. Hermione is Ravenclaw. Ron is Hufflepuff. Harry is Slytheryn. They’re all in Gryffindor because they asked. In fact, everyone in that house could have been in another house if they hadn’t asked to be in Gryffindor. You have be ask to be in Gryffindor because their most defining feature is bravery and anyone can choose to be brave.
I fuck with your theory, marry me.
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.
this is the best post in all of my existence
“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.
This is so useful
No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference.
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:
- c-a-n i t-o-u-c-h y-o-u-r b-u-t-t
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):
- c-a-n a-i t-u-ch y-o-r b-u-t
If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:
Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?
Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:
Sorry for the blurry quality.
damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around
not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS
LIKE GOOD LORD
OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST
COULD THIS BE ANY MORE ACCURATE
THIS IS THE MOST WONDERFULLY ACCURATE THING I’VE EVER LAID MY EYES ON
If anyone ever asks to compose my biography as a writer, I will just refer them to this.
Right now I’m at David Tennant in a spacesuit.
THIS COULD NOT BE ANY MORE ACCURATE OMFG. im at david in the spacesuit eugh.
This needs to end with a gif of Jen from The IT Crowd staring at her laptop while on FriendFace and then hitting one key :-D